While traveling, my children refused to play a game I made up: Instead of calling heads or tails, anytime we'd pass a field of cows the goal was to find one with its tail up and quickly call Pee or Poop. Then watch the chosen cow for who won the call. They thought that was disgusting.

Much later down the road (this is a true story), I saw two billboards side by side. One advertised the Chief Motel and Restaurant; the other showed Collicut Taxidermy Services. The motto read, "Where quality comes first." Guess which one? That, of course, makes me wonder about the quality standards of the other.

Soon we are moving to Ulysses, KS! Woo hoo!