Hints for a Great Manicure/Pedicure

1. Don't drink two large coffees before sitting down.

2. If you do anyway, don't try to hold it until after the manicure is done. Your nails probably won't dry as fast as you're hoping they do.

3. If you do anyway, don't wear white capri pants.

4. If you do anyway, don't let them be the ones with not one, but two buttons above the zipper.

5. If you do anyway, don't worry about washing your hands with only paper towels to dry them. The manicure is already done and the little manicurist girl really won't notice if you washed or not.

6. If you do anyway, at least don't have chosen bright red nail polish that will show each smudge along the poorly chosen path.

7. If you did all this anyway, join the club with me. I get to be president, though.